The signals of autonomous agentic businesses and the prevalance of those autonomous food delivery boxes collide in a world in which self-directed food trucks start to go into business for “themselves.” In this speculative prototype, research points to agentic platforms appearing that choose menus, routes, and run social promotions without human oversight. This is a research practice called speculative or anticipatory research. It is a way to explore the implications of emerging phenomena, weak signals, and vague trends by creating plausible scenarios that can be examined in more detail. While it may look like science fiction, it is actually a form of research that helps us understand the potential impacts of new technologies and social changes before they become fully realized. This feature is a speculative prototype: a plausible news article from a near future where autonomous agentic systems have moved from assisting small businesses to behaving like businesses themselves. It is grounded in signals already visible around AI agents, automated food delivery, synthetic marketing, municipal governance, and machine-mediated labor. The point is not to predict that ownerless taco trucks will soon flood Los Angeles. The point is to make an emerging possibility concrete enough to examine.